Lobserfest

lets get like a lobster and get the shell out of here. ---- lobsterfest

Bed and Breakfast

Linda: Put it back on the roll please.
Louise: But mom, what if we put Tina by the toilet?
Gene: YEAH!
Tina: I don't mind.
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Linda: Remember the time you asked me to check your prostrate and you made a poopie.
Bob: LINDA!
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Tina: Dad, are you still awake?
Bob: Yes, Tina I was talking to Gene, right, a second ago.
Tina: Do you think Horses get songs stuck in their head?
Bob: Oh my god, I don't know. Tina go to sleep.
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Tina: This is where I thrash. *begins thrashing on parents' bed*
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Gene: Dad, do you want any chicken? Don't tell anyone. There's just enough for the two of us.
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Gene: HEY! (whisper)I've got a back up(whisper) *takes a bite from new drumstick*